So no punishment for Bonnie yet.
I must admit I have been even more naughty since my last post. Probably most embarrassing is that Clyde caught me masturbating.
Its Saturday afternoon and the house is quiet. Kids are playing outside in the yard. Clyde is in the garage working on his motorcycle.... I'm bored. Seems like a perfect time to sneak in the bedroom and play with Roger. (my rabbit vibe... Roger Rabbit.) So I lay on the bed, grab my phone and go to my favorite porn site. I found a clip I thought would work for me and got started. I had only been at it about 3 mins. It was just getting good.
Then, I hear the doorknob jiggle.
I quickly took the vibe out and hid it under the pillow. Hit the lock button on my phone so the screen shut off. I sat straight up and ran a hand through my hair. About that time Clyde got that door open and was looking right at me. I put on my best poker face but he saw right through me.
"What are you doing?"
Me smiling shyly... "Oh nothing."
He's looking around trying to decide what I had been up to...
As luck would have it, my phone decided to start playing the video I was watching and the woman let out a loud moan.
Clyde narrows his eyes at me and rips the blanket back.
I'm naked from the waist down.
He give a little laugh and says, "Well don't let me stop you."
He reaches under the pillow and puts Roger in my hand and urges it south.
And he dives right in tongue first. He licked my clit while I moved the vibe and it was a very intense orgasm.
Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. I didn't know how he was going to react but it couldn't have gone better.
This got me to thinking... Do I masturbate more than the average 30 year old?
I do get myself off more often than I want to admit. I'll just say that AA batteries are like gold in my house. ;)
If you're brave enough I would like to know...How often do you service yourself?